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Posted on Mon Apr 10, 2006 7:26 pm

### WhiteRaven

Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 343

kicking people in the nuts/cu**kinesis- used by people who are either assholes, or very angry. for use on annoying little bastards, or just for a laugh.

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Posted on Mon Apr 10, 2006 7:45 pm

### LOTRfool

Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 518

Brainwashkinesis-Get free stuff from supermarkets
JailKinesis-Move the jail around until it's where you want it.
Emotikinesis-Manipulate those puny emoticon rebels
and more to come.

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Posted on Tue Apr 11, 2006 9:11 am

### Baka

Joined: 03 Apr 2006
Posts: 121

GetOuttaJailFreeKinesis - Mess with the guards' heads.

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Posted on Tue Apr 11, 2006 9:24 am

### GreatWhiteNinja

Joined: 16 Feb 2006
Posts: 429

Ninjaflatulencekinesis- the ability to fart without making a sound
Evasiveflatulencekinesis- the ability to give your farts to someone else
Greatwhiteninjakinesis- the ablility to turn into a great white ninja like me! (I don't recommend doing this if your not white.)
Ultimateflatulencekinesis- the ablility to fart and cause earth quakes (fist of the back wind)

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Posted on Tue Apr 11, 2006 12:11 pm

### Skuee

Joined: 08 Apr 2006
Posts: 74

ORLYkinesis
Have the ability to make the O RLY owl appear in mid-air.

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Posted on Tue Apr 11, 2006 4:02 pm

### Vladimir

Joined: 14 Jan 2006
Posts: 666

GreatWhiteNinja: The true meaning of "biokinesis" is the movement of populations as a basis for political power. It's not even a psionic term.

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Posted on Tue Apr 11, 2006 4:04 pm

### Xiouslaidyn

Joined: 23 Feb 2006
Posts: 194

Hey isn't there a great white ninja comic strip or something on some web page? like little 3 or 4 frame comics... a whole crapload of them?

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Posted on Tue Apr 11, 2006 5:12 pm

### somefatguy

Joined: 17 Jan 2006
Posts: 1187

*Fat guy has entered thread* Hmmm...interesting, I noticed Psi_ninja said I would love some certain abilities and I am extremely offended! Just kidding, I would actually love those.
Orgasmokinesis: The ability to make people have orgasms...including you!
Fatokinesis: (of course!) The ability to manipulate your fat or other people's fat.
Hotchickokinesis: The ability to create a hot chick of your liking to appear in front of you and she does your every bidding.
I will think of more.

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Posted on Tue Apr 11, 2006 5:14 pm

### GreatWhiteNinja

Joined: 16 Feb 2006
Posts: 429

Vladimir wrote:
GreatWhiteNinja: The true meaning of "biokinesis" is the movement of populations as a basis for political power. It's not even a psionic term.

Very funny. (*doesn't laugh*) Actually, I read about biokinesis on another website. It was pretty professional. It is indeed a real term. The site also discussed other abilities such as aerokinesis, atmokinesis, lumo and umbrakinesis, pyro and cryokinesis, etc. Perhaps I could give you the website if you'd like.

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Posted on Tue Apr 11, 2006 5:18 pm

### somefatguy

Joined: 17 Jan 2006
Posts: 1187

GreatWhiteNinja wrote:

Vladimir wrote:
GreatWhiteNinja: The true meaning of "biokinesis" is the movement of populations as a basis for political power. It's not even a psionic term.

Very funny. (*doesn't laugh*) Actually, I read about biokinesis on another website. It was pretty professional. It is indeed a real term. The site also discussed other abilities such as aerokinesis, atmokinesis, lumo and umbrakinesis, pyro and cryokinesis, etc. Perhaps I could give you the website if you'd like.

According to Dictionary.com it isn't even a real word.

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Posted on Tue Apr 11, 2006 5:44 pm

### Apollo

Joined: 17 Jan 2006
Posts: 1589

starvationkinesis: The ability to make a fat person, skinny

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Posted on Tue Apr 11, 2006 5:47 pm

### LOTRfool

Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 518

Apollo wrote:
starvationkinesis: The ability to make a fat person, skinny

somefatguy would enjoy that .
Flarekinesis-the ability to move flares
Trophykinesis-make a trophy do wild things!
OfficeWarfarekinesis-adds a nice touch of action to all workplaces.

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Posted on Tue Apr 11, 2006 5:55 pm

### Apollo

Joined: 17 Jan 2006
Posts: 1589

LOTRfool wrote:
OfficeWarfarekinesis-adds a nice touch of action to all workplaces.

Right there. The best one right there! nice

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Posted on Tue Apr 11, 2006 5:57 pm

### LOTRfool

Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 518

Apollo wrote:

LOTRfool wrote:
OfficeWarfarekinesis-adds a nice touch of action to all workplaces.

Right there. The best one right there! nice

Thank you.

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Posted on Wed Apr 12, 2006 9:24 am

### somefatguy

Joined: 17 Jan 2006
Posts: 1187

LOTRfool wrote:

Apollo wrote:
starvationkinesis: The ability to make a fat person, skinny

somefatguy would enjoy that .
Flarekinesis-the ability to move flares
Trophykinesis-make a trophy do wild things!
OfficeWarfarekinesis-adds a nice touch of action to all workplaces.

You don't know that, all of my power comes from my fat so it is a hard choice. Anyways, I said Fatokinesis, the ability to manipulate fat.

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