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Posted on Sun Mar 26, 2006 8:48 pm

### ShadowWolfX

Joined: 12 Jan 2006
Posts: 507

Cosmokinesis - Control of celestial happenings.
Biocontructokinesis - Ability to manipulate organisms to constructs a large multi-cellular being.
I'll probably come up with more later..

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Posted on Fri Apr 07, 2006 10:04 pm

### Psi_Ninja

Joined: 22 Feb 2006
Posts: 334

WOW! Guess what, smelekinesis and tastekinesis actually work. Somefatguy would love to learn them . Just kidding. I have no problem with somefatguy and didn't mean to offend anyone. But i do hate that evil monkey in my closet...

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Posted on Sat Apr 08, 2006 1:08 am

### Evenni

Joined: 08 Apr 2006
Posts: 17

I NEED WOKEKINESIS! Stupid highschool homework grumble grumble.
Geographineses: The ability to speed up time so immensly you miss the entire geography lesson
Crushikinesis: Making someone have a crush on you! That would be nice, and suitably evil for me. Muhaha.
Chocokinesis: Find out whether it actually WOULD be nice if the world was Cadbury...

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Posted on Sat Apr 08, 2006 12:07 pm

### Vladimir

Joined: 14 Jan 2006
Posts: 666

Psychokinesiskinesis - The ability to move psychokinetic energy.

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Posted on Sat Apr 08, 2006 3:42 pm

### sparkz

Joined: 02 Feb 2006
Posts: 664

Randompostkinesis- explains itself realy.
EXCELSIOR!!

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Posted on Sat Apr 08, 2006 5:12 pm

### bladeslinger

Joined: 10 Feb 2006
Posts: 1337

moosesteedkinesis-make a moose steed out of nearby badgers(im so wierd)
spellokinesis-correct your spelling...like the plural form of moose
pancakekinesis-makes all pancakes go crazy and attack with lightning ninja skills
shurikenpancakekinesis-turns pancakes into shurikens of doom
speakerkinesis-triple your speakers life and sound

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Posted on Sat Apr 08, 2006 11:36 pm

### Xiouslaidyn

Joined: 23 Feb 2006
Posts: 194

Peniskinesis = the ability to keep it up after spraying your load.
Thoughtkinesis = the ability to think.
Idiosynchronicitykinesis = the lack of ability to think.
Vaginakinesis = the ability to have a vagina.

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Posted on Sun Apr 09, 2006 11:09 am

### Psi_Ninja

Joined: 22 Feb 2006
Posts: 334

bladeslinger wrote:
speakerkinesis-triple your speakers life and sound

LOL, yeah you really need this Mr.3 SETS OF BLOWN SPEAKERS A MONTH!

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Posted on Sun Apr 09, 2006 10:41 pm

### mindhack

Joined: 06 Apr 2006
Posts: 72

DepecheModekinesis- The ability to generate Depeche Mode songs and or the band out of thin air.
Extremekinesis- The ability to generate Extreme songs and or the band out of thin air
Knucklekinesis- the ability to crack your knuckles and make it sound like chain gun fire without using your hands
Browniekinesis- The ability to create brownies out of thin air
Rampantkinesis- The ability to become RAMPANT
MontaZuma'sRevengekinesis- the ability to give someone Monta Zuma's Revenge
Castrationkinesis-.....no explenation needed
Flowerfartkinesis- the ability to rectally expell gas that smells of roses
RectoCranialInversionKinesis- the ability to switch your butt and your head
That's all this tortured mind can take.

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Posted on Sun Apr 09, 2006 11:03 pm

### token

Joined: 15 Jan 2006
Posts: 90

Pwnesis- 'nuf said

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Posted on Sun Apr 09, 2006 11:06 pm

### Eldibs

Joined: 12 Jan 2006
Posts: 909

I declare myself the master of Pwnesis, Ownesis, 1337nesis, and any other variation. Any attempts to argue that will be met with masterful use of Pwnesis.

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Posted on Mon Apr 10, 2006 9:59 am

### Gonzo

Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 798

Beerkinesis - the ability to move beer to your mouth
Winekinesis - same as above with wine
Sleepykinesis - ability to make someone sleepy
Explosionkinesis - create explosions
CrashKinesis - Crash everything you want with this ability
Phonekinesis - Call someone with your mind

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Posted on Mon Apr 10, 2006 1:44 pm

### Baka

Joined: 03 Apr 2006
Posts: 121

Pantsukinesis - The abilty to move and posess panties with your mind.

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Posted on Mon Apr 10, 2006 3:21 pm

### Psi_Ninja

Joined: 22 Feb 2006
Posts: 334

Being a Burnout 3 fan... I WOULD LOVE CRASHKINESIS!! That youd be awesome, walking down the streets crashing cars!
Themekinesis- make your own theme music turn on and off with the wave of your hand
Supermodelkinesis- (think they get the point)
Lazykinesis- make anything you want appear whenever and wherever you want. even a brownie in your mouth if your lazy like me!

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Posted on Mon Apr 10, 2006 5:14 pm

### GreatWhiteNinja

Joined: 16 Feb 2006
Posts: 429

Vladimir wrote:
Biokinesis - The ability to move populations for the sake of political power.

(bellowing, He-Man-like laughter) That's a real kinesis. It's to do with your own body. Biokinetics have strong immune systems, probably don't get sick often, can heal plants by being around them, and probably heal quickly themselves.

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