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Posted on Tue Apr 11, 2006 5:35 pm

### Gonzo

Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 798

GreenMango will go to jail because he saw a bit green, when the officer searched his pockets they found a bunch of rotting rats and the officers went green too... then he got arrested, they don't like being green it seems
Edit: That was stupid

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Posted on Tue Apr 11, 2006 6:04 pm

### PantsParty

Joined: 28 Nov 2005
Posts: 514

GreenMango wrote:
GreatWhiteNinja will end up in jail because he'll bust into Pans Party's home and whoop him with his awsome ninja skills.

GreenMango will end up in jail for perjury.

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Posted on Tue Apr 11, 2006 6:07 pm

### LOTRfool

Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 518

I think PantsParty will end up in jail (again) for impaling ninjas and then grinding them into octopaste. Also for knocking his escorts unconscious and then bringing them to the prison.

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Posted on Tue Apr 11, 2006 7:03 pm

### Roy

Joined: 27 Nov 2005
Posts: 416

LOTRfool will go to jail for corporate espionage. He will steal cold fusion technology from energy research facilities and lead his pursuers on a deadly cat and mouse game throughout a post-WWIII society that's repressed by an overbearing government that uses cyborgs to enforce its policies. It will star Tom Cruise as LOTRfool, and Gary Sinise as the evil, nano-tech augmented police chief. Heather Graham and Eliza Dushku will be a team of sexy underground freedom fighters who will help LOTRfool give free energy to the world. I'm thinking it'll be a blockbuster at the box office.

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Posted on Tue Apr 11, 2006 7:25 pm

### Psi_Ninja

Joined: 22 Feb 2006
Posts: 334

GreatWhiteNinja wrote:
Psi ninja will get arrested for assassinating foreign government officials on a top secret psi mission. Security was tighter than he expected. Get it? He's a ninja. Like me! (not meant to be offensive psi ninja) I just want to see why someone thinks I would go to jail. (Probably for a crime I didn't commit.)

Thats okay, its not offensive to me. If you can keep a secret, im not even a ninja!
I think Roy will go to jail for pimping, unless you live in Los Vegas, then for dealing candy.

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Posted on Tue Apr 11, 2006 7:44 pm

### LOTRfool

Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 518

Roy wrote:
LOTRfool will go to jail for corporate espionage. He will steal cold fusion technology from energy research facilities and lead his pursuers on a deadly cat and mouse game throughout a post-WWIII society that's repressed by an overbearing government that uses cyborgs to enforce its policies. It will star Tom Cruise as LOTRfool, and Gary Sinise as the evil, nano-tech augmented police chief. Heather Graham and Eliza Dushku will be a team of sexy underground freedom fighters who will help LOTRfool give free energy to the world. I'm thinking it'll be a blockbuster at the box office.

What a great future...

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Posted on Tue Apr 11, 2006 11:01 pm

### token

Joined: 15 Jan 2006
Posts: 90

Psi_Ninja will go to jail just because...
He doens't really get a reason, although he is an alleged ninja...

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Posted on Tue Apr 11, 2006 11:15 pm

### ShadowWolfX

Joined: 12 Jan 2006
Posts: 507

Token will go to jail for the following scenerio,
Upon leaving a liquir store he gets excedingly drunk on the way home. While walking home he will encounter a few people who he will beat down with the beer bottle unsuspectedly. After which he will gets pocket knifes off of them then run off to a police officer down three blocks who is giving a ticket to a fellow for driving with a tail light out. He will stab the officer in the Jugger from behind and take his gun holding the person getting the ticket hostage. After many hours and much public exposure by the press he will sober up and realize where he is and what he is doing, upon which he will let go of the person and drop the gun. When he does such the cops will shoot him with a sedative rush over and beat his drugged body relentless then handcuff it. Upon putting him in the car they will tazer him for the hell of it, because the police love to use overexcesive force.
He will get tried and convicted of attempted murder, assault and battery, disturbing the peace, druken and misordely conduct, and somehow tried for wounding an officer.
He will get death by lethal injection, being deemed a "danger to society".
Mmm, overexcesive detail.

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Posted on Wed Apr 12, 2006 9:13 am

### LOTRfool

Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 518

And quite interesting, seeing that beer kills in your story.
I think ShadowWolfX will go to jail (again) for the following
1.Eating someone
2.Allegedly shooting someone
3. Eating and shooting someone (in that order)
4. Sending his Winter Wolfy on a hit mission to kill
5. Using his gun to power the TV
6. Claiming the entire Internet over his tyrany
Now I have to start getting creative...
7. For breaking a copy of HaloStrike
8. Allegedly breaking copy of HaloStrike
and, of course
9. For being an awesome man eating wolf
Want more? I'll give it.

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Posted on Wed Apr 12, 2006 9:16 am

### Psi_Ninja

Joined: 22 Feb 2006
Posts: 334

I think that LOTRfool will go to jail for flooding the forums with ways ShadowWolfX will go to jail. And yes... I want to hear more .

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Posted on Wed Apr 12, 2006 9:43 am

### GreatWhiteNinja

Joined: 16 Feb 2006
Posts: 429

GreenMango wrote:
GreatWhiteNinja will end up in jail because he'll bust into Pans Party's home and whoop him with his awsome ninja skills.

Thankyou so much.
To Psi Ninja: I know you're not a ninja. Neither am I of course. But I still have a great interest and respect for ninjas and samurais. I also woudn't be one bit surprised if I was a ninja or samurai in a past life. And my brother and I invent our own awesome martial arts moves. All this sums up the reason I call my self Great White Ninja. Do you have a reason for calling yourself Psi Ninja?

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Posted on Wed Apr 12, 2006 9:56 am

### mattz1010

Joined: 14 Jan 2006
Posts: 885

GWN will go to jail because he tried to create his own dojo in the future, but it had a secret lair underneath that he didn't know about but his brother did. His brother used it to blackmail the UN, and then proceeded to launch nukes upon the world from the secret underground base.
Don't ask why GWN's going to jail -_- it didn't make any sense

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Posted on Wed Apr 12, 2006 9:58 am

### somefatguy

Joined: 17 Jan 2006
Posts: 1187

mattz1010 wrote:

GWN will go to jail because he tried to create his own dojo in the future, but it had a secret lair underneath that he didn't know about but his brother did. His brother used it to blackmail the UN, and then proceeded to launch nukes upon the world from the secret underground base.
Don't ask why GWN's going to jail -_- it didn't make any sense

Hey, I would technically be going to jail, not him.

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Posted on Wed Apr 12, 2006 10:01 am

### mattz1010

Joined: 14 Jan 2006
Posts: 885

You go to jail for being too fat ^_^
(Somebody probably already did that one, though)

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Posted on Wed Apr 12, 2006 10:04 am

### somefatguy

Joined: 17 Jan 2006
Posts: 1187

mattz1010 wrote:
You go to jail for being too fat ^_^ (Somebody probably already did that one, though)

Nope, they didn't...
But, I said that I would be going to jail because I am his brother...but I think you already know that.

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