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Posted on Sun May 21, 2006 1:53 pm

### LOTRfool

Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 518

Hey! I was in a spelling bee 3 times MikeofMind! And I'm awesome at spelling. Therefore, I have that kinesis .

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Posted on Mon May 22, 2006 12:13 am

### Pyrodragon

Joined: 12 Jan 2006
Posts: 81

antipysychokinesis- the ability to not move things with your mind.
Pagopanthopanopapapapyroparalipoparaparasitparaskavedekatriaparthe
nopathopatroioparturipeccatopediculopediopedopeladopellagropeniapenth
eraphagophalacrophallopharmacophasmophengophilemaphilematophiloph
ilosophobophotoaugliaphonophronemophthiriophthisioplacoplutopluviopne
umatipnigopocrescopogonopoliosopoliticopolypoineponoporphyropotamop
otopharmacoproctoprosopsellismopsychopsychropteromerhanopteronopu
papyrexiopyrokinesis - The ability to cause disease from frost or anything
or the Popes paper on neglecting responsibility due to sexual perversion
upon parasites on Friday the 13th with some young virgin girls who have
been diseased from childbirth because they sinned or committed
imaginary crimes towards lice on dolls on bald children who have pellagra
(a niacin deficiency) because of their poverty caused by their mother-in-
law who swallowed her fear of bald penises because of medicine that
stopped her from seeing kissing ghosts that were falling in love in the
sunshine because of the philosophy of phobias caused by glaring lights
caused by thinking of noises made by lice that have tuberculosis who are
on wealthy peoples tombstones that are being rained on by spirits who
are being smothered by overweight beards that are contracting
poliomyelitis from politicians and many other things that are painfully
punishing purple rivers of alcohol and drugs within progressive rectums
whose minds' are stuttering and flying in the cold because the are being
tickled by feathers on puppets who have fever and are on fire.
Hah! Beat that one! It took me about 1/2 hour to make and all the words are actual latin

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Posted on Mon May 22, 2006 1:12 am

### sgtpsion

Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 425

lifekinesis - the ability to make people (such as Pyrodragon, and probably myself) realize that they REALLY need a life.

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Posted on Mon May 22, 2006 1:15 am

### Pyrodragon

Joined: 12 Jan 2006
Posts: 81

That is a good one. I think we need that to be used on us

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Posted on Mon May 22, 2006 7:48 am

### Apollo

Joined: 17 Jan 2006
Posts: 1589

Pyrodragon wrote:

antipysychokinesis- the ability to not move things with your mind.
Pagopanthopanopapapapyroparalipoparaparasitparaskavedekatriaparthe
nopathopatroioparturipeccatopediculopediopedopeladopellagropeniapenth
eraphagophalacrophallopharmacophasmophengophilemaphilematophiloph
ilosophobophotoaugliaphonophronemophthiriophthisioplacoplutopluviopne
umatipnigopocrescopogonopoliosopoliticopolypoineponoporphyropotamop
otopharmacoproctoprosopsellismopsychopsychropteromerhanopteronopu
papyrexiopyrokinesis - The ability to cause disease from frost or anything
or the Popes paper on neglecting responsibility due to sexual perversion
upon parasites on Friday the 13th with some young virgin girls who have
been diseased from childbirth because they sinned or committed
imaginary crimes towards lice on dolls on bald children who have pellagra
(a niacin deficiency) because of their poverty caused by their mother-in-
law who swallowed her fear of bald penises because of medicine that
stopped her from seeing kissing ghosts that were falling in love in the
sunshine because of the philosophy of phobias caused by glaring lights
caused by thinking of noises made by lice that have tuberculosis who are
on wealthy peoples tombstones that are being rained on by spirits who
are being smothered by overweight beards that are contracting
poliomyelitis from politicians and many other things that are painfully
punishing purple rivers of alcohol and drugs within progressive rectums
whose minds' are stuttering and flying in the cold because the are being
tickled by feathers on puppets who have fever and are on fire.
Hah! Beat that one! It took me about 1/2 hour to make and all the words are actual latin

There ya go. The best! No one can beat that so can this topic die yet?

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Posted on Mon May 22, 2006 11:52 am

### Woodpecker

Joined: 24 Apr 2006
Posts: 218

Not quite yet, I have 3 more!
Antisocialdriverkinesis - the mysterious ability to suddenly and unexpectedly move the antisocial, aggressive and downright dangerous car in front of you to behind your car.
Antisocialmusickinesis - the mysterious ability to walk into a shop playing rubbish music and switch the radio station to play Elgar or Tchaikowski.
Antisocialdriver'smusickinesis - when a car goes past playing music at full volume, this is the mysterious ability to turn down that volume so it is just on the really annoying side of inaudible.

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Posted on Mon May 22, 2006 1:25 pm

### Bob_stew

Joined: 14 Jan 2006
Posts: 265

Pyrodragon, you have no life, but you are my god!
But seriously, if some of you guys really think this thread should die, we have to make a poll to decide whether or not this thread should die. I think it's much better than all the other junk topics.

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Posted on Thu May 25, 2006 4:24 pm

### Pyrodragon

Joined: 12 Jan 2006
Posts: 81

Hahah I am ALL POWERFUL!!!
I agree this thread should be killed.
So how are we going to do it? Tire iron? Mac 10s?
P.S. Trading allpowerfulness for $10 or a life.

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Posted on Thu May 25, 2006 10:18 pm

### LOTRfool

Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 518

Let's use LockKinesis-locks closed threads
And also use LockzorzKinesis- locks locked threads and makes them unlocked and vice versa.

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Posted on Thu May 25, 2006 10:27 pm

### sgtpsion

Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 425

I say we just use Bladekinesis - the ability to slay vampires like Blade. (I had a Blade fest the other day, and it's still on my mind a bit )

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Posted on Tue May 30, 2006 8:24 pm

### Apollo

Joined: 17 Jan 2006
Posts: 1589

bump goddamnit

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Posted on Tue May 30, 2006 10:36 pm

### sgtpsion

Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 425

nice use of Bumpkinesis there, Apollo.
btw, Bumpkinesis is the ability to bump threads so they don't completely die off.

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Posted on Tue May 30, 2006 10:50 pm

### Etree8

Joined: 16 Jan 2006
Posts: 340

How about blackoutkinesis? The ability to cause a blackout anywhere or move yours to a different area.

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Posted on Wed May 31, 2006 5:43 am

### shadow36128

Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 41

Kill it with nukinesis. The ability to nuke something with your mind.
(That one has probably already been said.)

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Posted on Wed May 31, 2006 9:30 am

### Alexandra

Joined: 15 Jan 2006
Posts: 160

*beep*kinesis - the ability to censor things you are trying to say with a *beeeeep*

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