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Make-your-own-'kinesis! on Sun Mar 26, 2006 10:31 am

### Vladimir

Joined: 14 Jan 2006
Posts: 666

Make up absurd psychokinetic effects.
Remember, keep it fluffy!
Kinesiskinesis - the ability to move movement.

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Posted on Sun Mar 26, 2006 11:27 am

### Psi_Ninja

Joined: 22 Feb 2006
Posts: 334

tastekinesis-taste objects from far away!

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Posted on Sun Mar 26, 2006 11:55 am

### Vladimir

Joined: 14 Jan 2006
Posts: 666

Wouldn't that be the ability to manipulate taste?

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Posted on Sun Mar 26, 2006 12:41 pm

### LOTRfool

Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 518

It would.
LagKinesis!!! Take out all those CounterStrike experts with ease/
YellowKinesis, to take care of all those hours you spend in the bathroom crying.
SpeedupDownloadKinesis, for all that crap on your hard drive.
AntiBS-Kinesis, no need to explain the uses of this!
Eat50eggKinesis, to prove Vladimir wrong.
And of course, UberForumPowerKinesis, to rule those puny members .

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Posted on Sun Mar 26, 2006 12:45 pm

### The_Musician

Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 323

Remote Tasting? I actully heard you could (theoretically) with RP. I have never heard of a full success in this, but i think its possible...
DBZSUPERPOWEROMGWTF?!?!?!11kenises: The ability to gain the ability to attain bleach and green contacts. Can move stuff with your 1337 kenesising skillz. Can also fly and blast people with your uber ki knowledge!

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Posted on Sun Mar 26, 2006 1:05 pm

### DagSplintard

Joined: 02 Feb 2006
Posts: 75

Greek-kinesis: The ability to make greek words end with kinesis, thus causing the word to sound more official and even fluffier.

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Posted on Sun Mar 26, 2006 1:23 pm

### mattz1010

Joined: 14 Jan 2006
Posts: 885

pedokinesis: the ability to manipulate children...in R rated ways. Breaks the ice at parties.
agrokinesis: the ability to mainuplate the environment surrounding you. Breaks the ice at parties.
BSkinesis: the ability to manipulate other people into believing your bullshit. Breaks the ice at parties.
sexualkinesis: it's like getting somebody else drunk, without having to use alcohol. Breaks the ice at parties.

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Posted on Sun Mar 26, 2006 1:30 pm

### TheZell

Joined: 15 Jan 2006
Posts: 146

You like to break the ice at parties don't you?

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Posted on Sun Mar 26, 2006 2:10 pm

### Vladimir

Joined: 14 Jan 2006
Posts: 666

Don't be stupid. Eat50eggskinesis is bullshit.

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Posted on Sun Mar 26, 2006 2:33 pm

### SunTzu

Joined: 29 Nov 2005
Posts: 126

sorry, I always think of IGN's "reject X-men"
geogirl - with the power to turn igneous to sedimentary
vendokinesis - ability to get free soda

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Posted on Sun Mar 26, 2006 3:10 pm

### Vladimir

Joined: 14 Jan 2006
Posts: 666

Biokinesis - The ability to move populations for the sake of political power.

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Posted on Sun Mar 26, 2006 4:13 pm

### MartialArtist

Joined: 03 Feb 2006
Posts: 582

Telekineses
Moving objects from a distance. "Tele" as in distant, "kinesis" as in movement.
Beat that ha.

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Posted on Sun Mar 26, 2006 4:23 pm

### WhiteRaven

Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 343

Middlefingerkinesis- the ability to flip people off.
ButtheadKinesis- The ability to switch your butt with your head
Moosekinesis- the ability to manipulate moose... mooses?...meese?
Poopkinesis- the ability to move poopy.
Frozenpoopkinesis- the ability to move frozen poopy.
Big ol' frozen hunk of poopykinesis- the ability to move big ol' frozen hunks of poopy.
Oddlymisshapenbuttcrackkinesis-the ability to move oddly misshapen buttcracks
Super Dooper Blow Up Everythingkinesis Of Unimaginable Power and Certain Demise Of All Who Oppose the Weilder Of This Massive Harvester Of Devastationkinesis- the ability to super dooper blow up everything with unimaginable power and certain demise of all who oppose the user of this massive harvester of devastation.
Cookiekinesis- the ability to materialize cookies.
1337kinesis- the ability to actually understand 1337-speak

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Posted on Sun Mar 26, 2006 6:51 pm

### Ribbitribbity

Joined: 01 Feb 2006
Posts: 129

SuperbanannajitzuKinesis- Make banannas materialize to fight your foes!
MooseyKinesis- Turn into a moose!
NoTeleKinesis- Move objects without using telekenisis!
BroadcastKinesis- Broadcast a radio station from INSIDE YOUR MIND.
BirthrateKinesis- Greatly increase the population's birthrate!
OMGJ00$UX0RZKinesis- Manipulate noobs in online games to do your bidding!
Thats all i got. lol

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Posted on Sun Mar 26, 2006 8:44 pm

### Psi_Ninja

Joined: 22 Feb 2006
Posts: 334

Im starting to wish some of these were real. I mean who doesn't want cookiekinesis?
Advilkinesis- get rid of the pains from other kinesises and hangovers
workekinesis- snap your fingers, and the all of the work in the world is done (also works with clapping, bowing, whistling, and wiggling your nose)
monkeykinesis- make a cute little monkey come out of nowhere
monkeycrapkinesis- make a cute little monkey come out of nowhere and throw crap at your enemies
scratchkinesis- get rid of those pesky itches and scratch your back too!

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